2) You own a cheese-head or -necktie. And have worn it in public. At Lambeau Field or Milwaukee County Stadium.
3) You say "Ja hey dere once, eh?" more than once a day.
4) You get offended by "Sven and Olie" jokes.
5) You could polka before you could walk.
6) You went to Sheboygan for your honeymoon.
7) You have flipped off a F.I.B. more than twice in the last week.
8) Your favorite food is hotdish.
9) You flew your flag at half mast for a week after the great Oscar Meyer fire of '91.
10) "Second Week in Deer Camp" brings a tear to your eye.
10b) You do it doggie-style in winter so you and your partner can both keep watching the hockey game.
11) You know more than 17 different ways to cook brats.
12) Your mother gave you Leinie's rather than milk in your baby bottle.
13) You have a gnome or a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
14) You get withdrawal symptoms after three days without green jello.
15) You have ever tipped a cow. When sober.
16) You have ever eaten an entire Hillshire Farms Christmas gift pack in one sitting.
17) You drink from a bubbler.
18) You have ever bowled more than 10 consecutive games.
19) You have memorized every line from "Strange Brew."
20) You appeared at Lambeau field wearing only a g-string and green paint.
21) You are related to the national Sheepshead champion.
22) Your family pet is named "Bossie".
23) You have ever had a date with Ms. Dairyland 19xx.
24) You had your wedding reception at a bowling alley.
25) You own the CD of "25 Great Accordian Hits". And can play along with it.
26) Laverne and Shirley are your all-time heros.
27) You have ever been mistaken for a Yooper.
28) You seldom can remember the week after Oktoberfest.
29) You considered suicide after Paul Molitor got traded.
30) You have ever worn a bowling shirt with your name embroidered on it to church.
31) You have ever spent more than 72 consecutive hours in an ice-fishing hut.
32) You have ordered pizza with sauerkraut on it (more than once.)